A personal trainer once spake
When passing me by on the street,
Saying fat in our bodies is not
All where you can see it; a lot
Is hidden within your red meat
Like a marbled and juicy rare steak.
I thought, how delicious!
I must be nutritious!
And for me, how propitious -
I can eat all I want and not gain a pound.
I think this idea completely profound,
But my thighs both think it seditious.
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