I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso. At least my nose is in the center of my face. With this guy, I could wake up and it could be in a guitar. – Rita Rudner
The recent lack of weight toward the bottom of my body has apparently caused my top to overbalance. I'd like to say this was caused by my boobs, but apparently it was my nose, because on Saturday evening I had the luck to land schnoz-first on the top step of my back stairs.
If you've never broken your nose, let me tell you that it is amazing how many people wave their arms about, or swing things near, other people's faces. I have just recently become (hyper) aware of this fact. Luckily, injuring one's nose creates a corresponding quickening of reflexes.
I have x-rays this afternoon, then a consultation with a specialist later this week. I'll keep you posted.
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