Tuesday, July 19, 2005

What Do You Mean I'm Not LaToya?

He was more like a Geraldine from a time machine
I said I do mind and what do you mean I am Michael?
He, who would ask little boys to fool around?
He said I am Michael, who would ask little boys to fool around

He told me on the computer screen - and it was obscene
Because I am such a girly thing, I must be Michael
Who would ask little boys to fool around

People always told me, beware of little dudes
Don’t go around those amusement parks
Mama always told me, ID before you love
Smell them for their shampoo, ‘cause Johnson’s is taboo

What do you mean I’m not LaToya?
I’ve got the boobs, the mane and I have the buns
(Just ask Tim about my buns)
I say, I have the buns. Just ask Tim about my buns.

The thirty days and the thirty nights
I just could not abide
I could not stand against his demand
It was a brand
‘Cause Michael asked little boys to fool around
So listen closely, my tribal member, this does not entice
Not entice!

He told me balls were what I would need, then he laughed at me
He knows LaToya is much more of a man than is Michael
He, who would ask little boys to fool around

People always told me, beware of little dudes
Don’t go around those amusement parks
I guess I’ll have to give in
There’s not much that I can do
But please don’t misconstrue
I’m not hip to little dudes

What do you mean I’m not LaToya?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'd have to see you both side by side to decide who should be whom.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone ever seen Michael and Latoya side by side?

Doseydotes said...

You can see pictures at the links below:

http://www.mjbackstage.be/mjb3/photos/albums/userpics/10001/29.jpg

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/64/1223/640/jackson.l.m.081704.jpg

Anonymous said...

Pictures?

Photoshop is a wondrous aoftware application.

Anonymous said...

You and Adolph are so twisted!

Mary

Doseydotes said...

I think all this running has finally affected my weight, and I went by Merle Norman at noon and got a makeover. Like it?