Something Has Its Teeth in My Ass

You can mock me
If you want
But I’m doing this
YOU HEAR ME?
I’m doing it

I’M TALKING TO YOU
You, me, it

No, it’s definitely you

I refuse to acknowledge
That the simpering, insinuating,
Negative part of me
Is part of me

You too FAT.
You too SLOW.
You too LAZY.

(Why is this voice pseudo-Asian?
They all seem to be pseudo-something.
- I promise I’m no bigot)

Ooooooh! One uthah theen:
You UGLY, too.