Friday, May 06, 2005

Buying an old house: Does it count as cross-training?

I lift and bend and stretch and slave
I’ve got no time to misbehave
I bought this house
Without a spouse
Now it will be my grave

They’ve taken all my money
Hell, I begged them to take it
Was it just a week ago
I was free of commitment?
And now I work constantly
I’ve no time to eat
I can’t find anything
But the cats love it
John, the naked Rex
Has developed a six pack
- Or is it a twelve pack?
From running up the stairs
Nigel catches his paws
In the floor registers
The rooms echo with his howls
As soon as he’s freed
He sticks a paw back in
He reminds me of me

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